:whistle: is about time i say
 | Xbox 360 Final Fantasy XIII on 3 Discs, PS3 Fans Point and Laugh |
| Geoff - August 21st, 2009 at 1:30 pm - 9,538 views - 215 Comments |
Haha ha, you hapless disc-changing fools! Because of your poor choice of console you’re going to have to get up in the middle of your games to change discs, COMPLETELY RUINING whatever immersion you had in whatever game you were playing on your inferior Xbox. It was recently confirmed that the 360 id’s RAGE will ship on two discs – And honestly, who would rather have a stable frame-rate than not be burdened with the herculean nuisance of changing discs?
It seems that your woes are set to continue – and you greasy, Dorito-munching Xbots will have to move your fat assess off of your couches more often as the extra capacity afforded by Blu-Ray proves to have been a smart choice.
Final Fantasy XIII producer Yoshinori Kitase has confirmed that there’s just too much Final Fantasy to fit on one DVD – and he hopes to squeeze it down to three. That means Xbox owners will have to get up and change discs at least twice within 40 hours of gaming. Why even bother playing?
According to Kitsae “The 360 version and the PS3 version should be pretty much equal, both in terms of content and the visuals as well”
“Since the hardware is different, there might be some subtle differences if you compare screenshots side by side, but the team’s being very careful about the compression of the data and the visuals, so that it’s exactly the same on both.” Only the Xbox version is automatically rubbish because it comes on MORE THAN ONE DISC. Ha!
Blu-Ray – and, by association the PS3, is for champions. Xbox games come on multiple discs. And the machines overheat and die in a crimson fury, exactly what they deserve. PS3 owners – Please maintain that smug air of superiority. You deserve it.
Source : VG247
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March 11, 2010
10:59 pm
Hey Geoff
In answer to your arrogance, the ps3 is only superior in one area the blue ray in fact the blue ray is the only thing keeping the playstation from sliping off the edge, you take blue ray away and what are you left with ps2. On the talk about the number of discs. I like being able to change the discs its adds to the excitment and keeps to final fantasy tradition. It makes the game seem bigger and more challenging and adds to the experience. Not only that but it takes a few seconds, so when you do think of writing something like this again think it through because you made a total prat of yourself congratulations your just as uselful as a ps3 which in lammings terms is pretty useless and well crap!
March 11, 2010
11:06 pm
n.Satire :
1. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
2. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.
March 11, 2010
11:18 pm
I love this article
It makes every day better reading the new comments
March 12, 2010
12:05 am
its a shame you have to quote from a dictionary you oviously have no self confindence because you know i am right
March 12, 2010
12:06 am
this is at Geoff by the way
March 12, 2010
1:41 am
It’s a shame you have to defend the PS3 like this, you are oBviously 9 years old and you know I’m right.
March 12, 2010
1:33 pm
wow you are thick aren’t you i am not defending the worst console on the market im defending the best the xbox, so please keep your acqusations to yourself, if anything your the nine year old you don’t even read before you comment you probably don’t understand go watch your nick jr ok
March 12, 2010
6:06 am
You seriously don’t see that the entire article was a joke? If anything , he was making fun of people who say the PS3 is better because of its Blu-Ray capability.
March 11, 2010
11:50 pm
WTF is “lammings terms” I think you are the one making a fool out of yourself…
March 12, 2010
12:04 am
well maybe you haven’t heard of it but many have don’t judge someone by something until you know the full extent ok so back off
March 12, 2010
2:25 am
Dude,at least Geoff went as far as using a dictionary…
March 12, 2010
1:36 pm
you know that really isen’t funny and the faces what you can’t use words
March 12, 2010
2:29 pm
At least he can spell, junior!
March 12, 2010
8:19 am
Yeah right. Who the hell wants to get up and change the disc more then once? Thats stupid. You get the new systems in hopes to install the games or download games so you can discard the CDs. Changing the disc allows the feel of a bigger game. Horse shit. If thats so tell me do you have a hard drive with download games? If so delete them & go buy all the old systems and games for those systems and you’ll always have that feeling of games being bigger.
If the PS3 has no BluRay it would still be amazing. Why?
PS3 you can swap out the HD which is so cool with ANY 2.5 HD on the market. I just picked up a WD 500GB for my PS3 for $74. The 60GB HD on 360 cost you $100, 20GB cost $74, 120GB cost $130 and just imagine the 250GB. Talk about a rip off. 360 wireless is $100 with a damn Monthly or yearly fee. PS3 FREE. Plus INTERNET ACCESS which the 360 does not have. The PS3 is a PC, BluRay player and video game system. 360 is high $ for RROD. 360 1080i PS3 1080p. PS3 also has GOW3. Even without bluray, ps3 still has those features.
March 12, 2010
1:44 am
I think the phrase you were looking for was “LAMENS TERMS”
lamen terms – 1 definition – A complicated phrase put into perspective so its easier to understand
March 12, 2010
2:18 am
Well I got an 360 and play station 3, I got FF13 on Japanese cause I brought the Limited edition Lighting PS3 Slim 250 HDD.
On America, I was like hmm, I brought it for 360. I was all right. Disk swapping? A new thing for 360.
Games I know have disk swapping
Mass Effect 2 (2 disks) Final Fantasy 13 (3 disks)
March 12, 2010
6:43 pm
Excellent article. I was kind of worried you were a little serious until I saw the stable frame rate part. ;)
March 12, 2010
7:59 pm
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March 13, 2010
7:56 am
what disc did u start with
March 12, 2010
10:42 pm
haha nice article dude but to be honest with you i got an xbox and i don’t mind changing the disc, i think it gives me time to have a break and realise if there is anything more important i need to be doing at that time and what is the difference in the xbox and ps3? really i mean they both do basically the same thing. they both go online, they both play HD games, they both let you watch movies… etc anyway keep it up dude you made me laugh.
March 13, 2010
7:54 am
what disc do u start with disc1 or disc2 or disc3
March 13, 2010
12:54 pm
Disc 6? :) Personally I think everyone here is acting like children. I own both consoles and FF13 for the ps3 and xbox360. I enjoy the xbox 360 more because it has better black levels and it does go up to 1080p. Who the hell thought of the idea 1080i… Seriously… The ps3, sure it may be faster, free internet, online, etc… But the xbox 360 is more enjoyable. You have over 21mil+ people on xbox live and cross game chatting. Ps3 you have 4mil at most. Games are more fun on the 360. You have a bigger variety. The ps3 occasionally has the great games like God of War 3, but xbox 360 has Gears, Halo, Mass Effect, Left 4 Dead, and many others. Graphics may tend to favor the ps3 more for textures and depth but again like I said, 360 has better black levels so its a richer color variation. Also, getting up once and a while is good for yourself too. Don’t be a fat ass. If you need to put in disc 2, then maybe you played too long. Take a break. Ps3, you play play play play play… you realize your fat and have played all day, forgetting homework or eating or something important. If you need to contact me, both my PSN and Live ID is:
RT Caboose RvB
March 13, 2010
8:05 pm
Hah yeah who the fuck cares if you have to get up twice in 40 hours, WOAHHHHHHH big freakin deal, XBOX rapes PS3’s tiny little crappy ass
March 15, 2010
9:05 am
You are obviously a faggot, O NO I HAVE TO CHANGE MY DISCS! MY IMMERSION IN THE GAME IS RUINED! Who takes it that seriously Geoff? And who the f*#k spells their name like that. FATASS!
March 15, 2010
9:39 am
c’mon ppl, who gives a crap about where u play ur game, gaming is gaming, no matter the console, both ps3 and xbox have their strenghts, ps3 with blue ray and slightly better graphics, and xbox with their great live experience, badass games like mass effect, gears, halo,l4d. i just got the ps3 a few months ago, i get it, its got good games but, if i had to choose a game based on computer power rather than experience, experience wins all the time. i.e. modern warfare 2, i got it for the xbox cause the live is just better, and i know its not free, but its not that expensive either. playstation has some way to go to level up to xbox’s live and that is just a fact, live with it. and for my 2 cents about ffXIII, i got it for the ps3 not because it was one disk, i got it 4 the ps3 cause ff games have always been proud on the graphics department, looks prettier, but if this game had multiplayer or a more expanded live experience, i would have gone with the xbox version, cause they have the best service, even if u have to pay for it, and besides, arent there talks about charging for the access now on psn just like xbox live?….
March 15, 2010
4:46 pm
Hahaha Geopppppfffftttttthhhhh is a FATASS!
March 15, 2010
11:44 pm
Hahahaha!!! A FATASS Asian Midget!