An Amazon user review for a particular recent game is making headlines. Is it because it’s eloquent and elegant, as if penned by Geoffrey Chaucer himself? Is it a Shakespearean love sonnet, a worthy ode to a game that could reduce its reader to tears? In what is a testament to the values of education, This review could in fact make its readers cry; Unfortunately they will be tears of laughter – or tears brought about by distraught confusion.
The review, in its entirety, reads like this : i got game n kil rat mutate over n over untl bad dude kil me ouch. i like game lot n rats r cool n stuff wen thety mutate n try to kill me daed ouch! It ok to play n shoot bad dude n i get game n tell u to get game to kil rat an bad dudes in ur guns u kill rat. Ok great good but no ok good great just ok good great good. Get.
Umm..what? I suspect all of you, like I, have been physically and mentally pained by reading that; demonstrating the absolute power words have over us. Oh yeah, before I forget : The game in question, which the reviewer seems to praise so highly (It gets five stars!) is none other than a favourite of ours : Gearbox’s Borderlands. Imagine that. I wonder if we can get this guy to write for us? Check out the review here, and be sure to read the comments. | 
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12:45 pm
November 3, 2009
12:58 pm
lol
November 3, 2009
1:03 pm
Me no get no like rat mutate…
November 3, 2009
1:28 pm
Stunning command of the English language.
I eagerly await his MW2 review.
November 3, 2009
1:51 pm
The brilliant education system letting us down once more. . .again
November 3, 2009
1:58 pm
OK, uploaded it into the ‘decoder ring’ and have entered the comp. Thanks for this guys!
November 3, 2009
2:02 pm
Get this guy ASAP! Let him write a review every second week. Or just let him ramble on random stuff. It will be like the “Ask the fruitcake lady” on Jay Leno.
November 3, 2009
2:02 pm
i think its genius!
brevity is the soul of wit ;)
November 3, 2009
2:02 pm
Get.
November 3, 2009
5:29 pm
Bwahahahaha!
November 3, 2009
8:55 pm
Firstly epic ROTFL!
And if Lazygamer didn’t jump at the oppurtunity of hiring it, we’ll take it.
“i got game n kil rat mutate over n over untl bad dude kil me ouch”…that really does some up Bordelands well.
November 3, 2009
9:48 pm
ooh i thought he was talking about fallout 3… i really need to play borderlands :/
November 4, 2009
8:21 am
Do you know… That I have actually spoken to people that speak like that. Its painful.
November 16, 2009
1:38 am
[...] a recent user review for Gearbox’s Borderlands shows just what kind of demographic that the game is [...]
May 2, 2010
2:09 pm
Hey du echt geilen Blog betreibst du. Ich selbst hab auch vor kurzem eine eigene homepage gebastelt, eine Suchmaschine. Momentan noch erreichbar unter beta.jerome.de . Währe toll wenn du mir sagst wie du sie findest und was noch doof daran ist. Ein Design kommt erst im laufe der Woche noch hinzu. Vielen Dank – 345zhf4