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The Bible – Coming to an Xbox 360 Near You

Geoff - November 12th, 2009 at 12:45 pm - 23 views - 21 Comments

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If you just can’t get enough religious scripture in your life, and have a burning need for more bible you may want to consider an Xbox 360. That’s right folks, the greatest story ever told is on its way to Xbox Live’s Indie Games.

For just 400 MS Points you can get Bible Navigator X, A bible reader with searching and bookmarking functions that includes the complete Old and New testaments. According to the game’s publisher "The Xbox isn’t just secular entertainment anymore. We can use technology that other people developed to study Scriptures through a new medium. Some people are just more comfortable with a controller in their hands than a book."

This of course settles the console fanboy war once and for all; Jesus approves of the Xbox 360, and the PS3 is the digital home of Satan.

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November 12, 2009
1:04 pm
Reaver

I knew there was a reason that the 360 was white and the PS3 black. It’s the classic light vs darkness battle!

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November 12, 2009
1:24 pm
0rk0

“Jesus approves of the Xbox 360, and the PS3 is the digital home of Satan.”

Must be true since:

Xbox360 have the bible… :angel:
PS3 have porn, well, in Japan anyway… :devil:

LOL :w00t:

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November 12, 2009
1:29 pm
evilredzombie

This is offensive …
“Jesus approves of the Xbox 360, and the PS3 is the digital home of Satan.”

NOT COOL LAZY !!!

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    November 12, 2009
    1:34 pm
    easy

    lazy is innocent i tell you!

    blame geoff… :wink:

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      November 12, 2009
      1:42 pm
      Geoff

      This is true, all my fault!

      Anyway, I said nor meant anything disparaging about any relgions.

      If you genuinely found that offensive, I highly suspect you find yourself offended at a lot of things a lot of the time.

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        November 12, 2009
        1:56 pm
        evilredzombie

        Yes I did genuinly find it offensive

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          November 12, 2009
          2:23 pm
          Nick de Bruyne

          Im on your side here, but your name is “evilredzombie” lol

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          November 12, 2009
          2:24 pm
          Nick de Bruyne

          I must say, I thought Geoff did this in good fun and I didn’t feel too offended. Probably because you should see what some other sites are saying for this same post, it’s actually pretty depressing.

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          November 12, 2009
          2:40 pm
          Nick de Bruyne

          Religion aside, this sort of application will obviously be a lot more useful on something like a PC, where you have the use of a keyboard for searches and so on.

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          November 12, 2009
          2:43 pm
          evilredzombie

          jip… agreed nick :)

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    November 12, 2009
    9:45 pm
    LazySAGamer

    Ah I make one bad post and now I have to take responsibility for Geoff’s as well :(

    But honestly I did check the post and approve it I didn’t find that statement to be offensive at all as it is obviously being said in jest.

    Apologies if you found it offensive it wasn’t meant to be.

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November 12, 2009
1:33 pm
easy

why would anyone want the bible (or any religious scripture for that matter) on their xbox is beyond me!
i’m sure the big guy upstairs appreciates that people need a bit of r’nr whilst skillfully killing digital foes en masse…
:ninja:

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November 12, 2009
2:22 pm
LousyGamer

So are Zombies not offensive to God?

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November 12, 2009
2:44 pm
Darkling

Watch out sinners, the RROD shall smite you! :pinch:

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November 12, 2009
3:02 pm
FEARLESS

You Can use most usb keyboards on the xbox 360.

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    November 12, 2009
    4:42 pm
    Nick de Bruyne

    Yeah but in a lot of peoples cases you dont really want a long cable running across your living room. When I used to have my Xbox running on a pc monitor then I had an extra keyboard attached, but even so, and even with the chat pad, it isn’t really the best setup for a program like this.

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November 12, 2009
5:22 pm
Duck

maybe they should put the god delusion book up there too…

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    November 19, 2009
    11:32 am
    BobbyKotickmademillionsofyou

    Definitely agree Duck, but I have a feeling this is more for those fanatical American bible-thumpers (of course we have our fair share of religious nuts in South Africa too).

    But seriously, if you’re going to throw the bible on the box, then you’ll need to do the same with the Torah, the Qur’an, and for the Scientologists, old man Hubbard’s brain cookbook. :pirate:

    Rather keep the box secular, and if you feel like being religious, do it in the privacy of your own home, preferably in your bedroom and on your knees.

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November 12, 2009
6:47 pm
Video Game Schwag

Extreme text-scrolling! Seriously, Bible Navigator X?? :blink:

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November 13, 2009
7:02 am
WitWolfyZA

In Psalm 360 it says : Thou salt not Pirate the Xbox 360 games….

Wait wha?

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November 19, 2009
4:02 pm
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